HAPPY 99TH BIRTHDAY DEAR CONSERVATEE,
WE WANT TO SELL YOUR HOUSE TO PAY OUR FEE!
WE HOPE TO GET APPROVAL ON YOUR BIG DAY,
SORRY, THAT’S HOW IT GOES, YOU HAVE TO PAY!
DID WE TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE?
YOU HATE THE NURSING HOME? WE JUST DON'T CARE!
WE'RE MAKING LOTS OF MONEY OFF OF YOU,
WE THINK THERE'S NOTHING ANY ONE CAN DO!
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY CATHERINE DEAR,
WE HOPE YOU LAST ANOTHER YEAR!
YOUR NEW FRIENDS,
LARRY, LIZZY, EM, ELVIRA, ANNE MARIE,
KEVIN, BRIAN, CHARLIE, HERB AND B. FED
